Whatever you want to call it; farting, passing gas, tooting, stepping on a duck, my grandma does it a lot. Every time she gets up from a sitting position she toots. I must laugh every time she does so because today she said; "Whats so funny?! I just need one to get me going. I know it smells but I might not move without them."
Thanks God: You might have to put up with smelly things for people that you love. Thank you God for a tooting Grandma that is such a blessing in my life.